Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Save Mickey!

Stop the presses!  Mickey Mouse’s endangered country cousin, the meadow jumping mouse, has been spotted in the rural areas of New Mexico.  Man the parapets!  Fence off the parched, predatory cattle chewing their cud.  Trust us you locals, we know better; we’re from the Federal Government and we’re here to help!  Perhaps if the cattle were legally designated as illegal aliens the Feds would leave them alone to enjoy their federally protected watering hole.  Welcome to 21st Century America.

Re: 'Feds rile ranchers by fencing off water to cattle; Forest Service says it's mouse habitat' (Valerie Richardson, The Washington Times)


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